(Spirited Away and Kiki's Delivery Service Crossover) Chihiro, you 
 became a hung futanari as a token of appreciation from the great river 
 spirit when you were in the spirit world. Is it true Lin gave you your 
 first blowjob? Was she surprised you had more load than a tanuki? 
 (Note. Tanuki Yokais, or Tanuki monsters, are said to have huge 
 testicles.)

 Miss Gokiri, as Kiki's mother, you taught Kiki three magical arts. How 
 to make medical potions, how to fly on a broom, and how to fuck another 
 witch for a bonding ritual. Kiki was bad at making potions, and she 
 only excelled at the other two. (Note. Kiki being bad at making potions 
 are canonical. In the books, she is only good at flying.) What did you 
 think when Kiki wrote in her letter that she started a lesbian 
 prostitution job with the sexual skills you taught her?

 Kiki, when you started Kiki's Nightly Services as a night job, you 
 wrote: "Females and futanari are welcome" on the sign. I bet you 
 weren't expecting a futanari other than Miss Ursula to come by for your 
 services. So, how was your night with Miss Chihiro? I know your mom 
 taught you how to handle futanari cocks, but that girl Chihiro had a 
 sizable member that would put other futanari girls of her age to shame.

 Chihiro, you went to that lesbian prostitution shop run by that cute 
 witch girl because you couldn't handle not getting some action after 
 moving into your new town? Was it your first time fucking a real pussy? 
 Or did Lin take your virginity as well as your first blowjob?