"Don't just stand there, Hermione Granger." said Luna in her dreamy 
tone, "My lovely, little lovehole is waiting to be ravaged by that huge, 
hermaphrodite hardon like we're characters in some one-sickle robe 
ripper." With that declaration, the naked Ravenclaw bends over and with 
hands on knees starts to shake her cute, little bum enticingly.