Mane Six, what are your sizes? Masturbating habits, and who's the biggest/smallest in Ponyville? Also, is Dash a premature ejaculator? "Um, well," comments Twilight, a magenta blush showing through her lavender facial fur before she clears her throat and adopts a professorial tone, "It's not really fair to compare unicorns to Pagasi and earth Ponies, be they mare or stallion. For you see, a unicorn's lower horn channels magic as well as their upper horn, and it is always the right size for the orifice in question, provided the unicorn's magic is strong enough." "Come on Twi," interjects Rainbow Dash, "Just admit you can grow big enough a full grown dragon can use you like a dildo." Twilight's entire coat turning magenta. "Anyways, disregarding magic, size-changing unicorn cocks and whatever Pinkie has going on, I've got the largest normal horsecock... and I might be the fastest thing in the skies and capable of putting most mares in the hospital if I go full out, but I ain't no quickshot, I just produce copious amounts of extra thick pre." "Who's got the biggest?" butts in Applejack, "Last Ay checked, Ay had at least an inch on ya, Dash." The farm pony and wonderbolt getting into a literal dick measuring contest, both whipping out cocks longer than their bodies, their endowments looking more or less identical to a third party observer. "Hem hem," Rarity clears her throat, "Normally, a lady doesn't kiss and tell, but since this is the place for lurid gossip... It's true that unicorns aren't a fixed size, though I don't have anywhere near the magic to satisfy a full grown dragon... makes me glad my dear Spikey Wikey is fun sized... and so willing to please I never need to polish my lower horn." To emphasize her point, she runs a hoof along the scales of the baby dragon whose cloaca she's currently hilted in. "Dash is the best hung pegasus in Ponyville, but Big Mac isn't called that just for his stature and muscles. Stallions are usually less endowed than horned mares, But Big Mac puts every marecock in town to shame with the tree trunk he's packing... and I'm not sure what's going on with Pinkie Pie, but Pinkie is Pinkie, so I suppose that's to be expected." "I'm everythingsexual!" cries Pinkie, "So I never have to rub one out, because I can always find something to stick my funstick in!" With that, Pinkie starts dancing on an invisible pole, her definitely not horse-shaped member seaming to change shape every time it vanishes from view. "Worse come to worse, I can always help Fluttershy with taking care of the animals who are in heat and without a mate, isn't that right Flutters?" "Ah, yes..." Speaks up Fluttershy for the first time, her voice even shakier than normal, "P-Pinkie is... oh my... great with the animals... especially with how...with how...she can shapeshift...to any animal...and how needy Angel can be... and me not being big enough to s.satisfy some of hte larger animals." Upon closer inspection, Angel can be seen sitting on Fluttershy's lap, bouncing like a bunny possessed. "Af-Afterall... I-I'm smaller...Aaah!... than mo-most of the colts and fillies." "Though, Dashie is one of my best fuck buddies," resumes Pinkie, "Though she's also a fan of hitting up the glory holes for anonymous blowjobs and marehoods, and while they can be fun, on either side of the wall, I prefer to see whoever I'm fucking or is fucking me!"