Question: Tayuya (younger, but still a bit older than Naruto), I hear 
 you betrayed the Sound Village for the Leaf and now you're pregnant 
 with one of Naruto's babies. Of course, I doubt you ever had any real 
 loyalty to Orochimaru anyway

Tayuya: Yeah, got away from Mr. Pedosnake at the first chance... half 
expected that creep to use me as breeding stock for his twisted 
experiments if I ever showed any weakness as an Otonin... *Rubbing her 
belly.* Sure, I ended up preggers anyways, but at least Naruto-kun knows 
how to treat a girl and wouldn't keep me hooked up to machines the whole 
time I'm pregnant then take my baby to be a test subject like Pedosnake 
did with the other girls that didn't get training...

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Question: Hogwarts first year: Luna is it true you measured all of the 
 male student and staffs cocks? If so who's the biggest, smallest, and 
 which one you find the most appealing?

Luna: Oh, the biggest is Hagrid's by a long shot, His is easily as long 
as I am tall and as thick as my waist... I'm sure he would intimidate 
even a thestral or centaur mare... I'd like to give my fellow misfit a 
ride, but I'm going to need to perfect the potion I'm working on to give 
the drinker's body the properties of this muggle material called 
silicone... The smallest is Ronald Weasley's... Even the houseelves too 
young to start working around the castle are better hung than Ginny's 
youngest brother. Most appealing is Harry Potter's, a respectable 
eleven-and-a-half inches and thick as my wrist... enough to give my 
little, loli lovehole a good work out without needing any magical help 
fitting it inside me. Oh, and the best hung students are the Weasley 
twins at identical 14-inches, though I'm always a bit sore after they 
thank me for letting them pick my brain, and if we ignore the house 
elves, the smallest wand among the staff is Kettleburn, who only has 
4-inches after one of his many accidents, and Professor Flitwick has the 
most appealing... only 8-inches, but with ridges from his goblin 
heritage.

Question: Hogwarts first year: Professor Snape how is your de-aging 
 potion side business doing? Has there ever been Surprising customer?

Minnie(Lolified Minerva): Severus will deny that he runs such a 
business, but he gives me a massive discount so I don't inform the 
students the boy selling de-aging potions is their potion's professor 
using his own product to disguise himself. ... that, and he indulges one 
of my fantasies.

Snape: Miss McGonagall, how many times must I reprimand you for 
addressing me in such a familiar manner?

Minnie: Sorry Professor Snape. *Drops her robes to reveal nothing 
underneath before laying across Snape's lap to take her punishment.*

Question: Hogwarts first year: So Hermione how long did it take you to 
 realize you're a witch when trap in a devil snare after Harry and Ron 
 were knocked out?

Hermione: *Blushes.* I think it was around the time my vagina started 
feeling raw from the vines sliding in and out of it and when my uterus 
started aching from how many seed pods it deposited inside me... pushing 
those out was only slightly less uncomfortable then when they were 
forced in... I did have my first six orgasms before losing count and 
kept one of the seed pods to grow in one of the extra compartments of 
the multi-compartment trunk I asked my parents to buy me for getting top 
grades during my first year at Hogwarts.

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Question: Ben 10: Ben and Gwen who's you favorite and least favorite 
 aliens to use during sex?

Gwen: Some of my favorites are Four Arms, Wildmutt, Upgrade, and 
Greymatter... Four Arms because of having two extra thick cocks, 
Wildmutt for his knot, Upgrade because he can turn just about anything 
into a sex machine, and Greymatter because, while small enough he could 
climb up into my womb, he knows exactly where to touch, when, and with 
how much pressure to drive me crazy... As for the worse... Diamondhead's 
cock has edges that are like broken glass, XLR8 can't slowdown enough to 
not give me friction burns, Heat Blast's cum is white hot, literally, 
and getting a creampie from stinkfly is like getting pumped full of raw 
sewage.

Question: Ben 10: Charmcaster what did Villgax do to you after you 
 failed to get the omnitrix for him?

Vilgax: since she proved worthless as a minion, I decided to try her out 
as an incubator.

*Flashback to a naked charmcaster held in vilgax's grip, her legs over 
his shoulders, her head dangling in front of his abdomen as his face 
tentacles rape her virgin holes before depositing a clutch of eggs in 
her womb and marinading them in semen.*

Kitten: One of a male octopus's arms is actually it's penis, and I'm 
assuming the same is true for squids... Therefore, for Hentai purposes, 
my head canon is that Vilgax and Cthulhu's face tentacles are their 
genitals.

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Question: Hotaru Tomoe: who was your first man? Your PE teacher or 
 school janitor?

Hotaru: Actually, it was Papa... though when I got pregnant, Papa agreed 
it was better to let some no body take the credit... and of course Papa 
was able to fudge the dna tests to point the finger at my Janitor... and 
then we let the coach take the fall for child #2...