Question: Zelda, is it true that you've been cheating on your betrothed
consort for Link and the baby inside you is actually his?
Zelda: Of course! It's bad enough that my father has been so thoroughly
decieved by Ganondorf's machinations and that I have to pretend to be
civil with the vile man while Link seeks out the Spiritual Stones,
there's no way I'd fully play along with a political marriage to that
monster! I just hope Link completes his quest before the child is
born... the Gerudo bloodlines are very strong, the daughters always take
after their mothers when their women bed a Hylian man, and I have no
reason to believe any child of Ganondorf's wouldn't have the distinct
features of the Gerudo.
Question: Tetra, is there a reason why you are such a bondage addicted
Anal whore?
Tetra: Helps weed out the sissies! Any man too pansy to tie a girl up
and board her poop deck isn't man enough to handle this pirate princess.
Question: Tetra, is it true that you've made a routine to sniff and
suckle Link's balls when he's asleep?
Tetra: I'll admit, I was kind of curious what he was packing in those
tights... *Blushes* He's actually got quite a nice package... too bad he
ain't man enough to put it to proper use.
Comment: Can you add in Avatar: The last Airbender?
Kitten: Honestly, I have to wonder why I didn't think to include this
already. That said, Toph and Aang are the only main characters I'd
consider a Loli and Shota respectively... Also, going to say no on
Legend of Korra, mostly due to my vision failing as the second season
aired and not being as attached to it as Last Airbender.
Question: Gabrielle Delacour, which of you had the idea of your first
time with Harry being a threesome with your sister? Was it just luck
that only you got pregnant, or was some Veela-related charm involved?
And is there any chance of a foursome with your twins in the future?
Gabrielle: Fleur caught me trying to sneak off to visit 'Arry after ze
second task to zank 'im... and inzisted on joining. *Blushes and rubs
her gravid belly.* I was naive and didn't zink I was old enough to
concieve... and Fleur only cast ze contraception charm of 'erzelf...
*Blushes more deeply.* ze zought of teaching my children to pleazure
zeir Papa does zound 'ot.
Question: Luna Lovegood, are the rumors that your obsession with
Crumple-Horned Snorcacks are because you were gangraped by them before
entering Hogwarts true? Are your weekly visits to the upper year dorms
to recreate it or are they unrelated? Heard that is a big reason for
the girls treating you so badly. And were you the one to convince Ginny
Weasley to do the same to Slytherins, or was it that "Tom" she talks
about sometimes?
Luna: Oh yes, it was a lot of fun having Snorcacks stuff their crumpled
horns up my bum and fanny and down my throat... The seventh year
Ravenclaw boys aren't as fun, but its a good time as well... I think
jealousy that I get so much attention from the older boys is part of why
my roommates attract rackspurts in such large quantities... not sure why
they're so jealous, I'm sure the boys would be happy to play with them
if they were willing to barge into the seventh year boys' dorm in
nothing but a robe and let it fall to the floor... I actually encouraged
Ginny to give it a try with the Gryffindor seventh years, but I think
Tom convinced her it would be better to go for Slytherins.
Question: Malon, is it true that you are Epona's real mother? Is the
father really Princess Zelda's personal horse and that you helped her
learn how to care for it? If so, does she have as much fun with it as
you did?
Malon: Oh yeah, Lon Lon Ranch has long provided milk and horses to the
Royal family, and I personally handled delivering a majestic, young
stallion named Sleipnir to her highness... and when Zelda noticed his
cock growing erect as I tutored her on how to groom him, her curiosity
got the better of her and I showed her how to serve a stallion like a
mare would... We both ended up with foal... and only a day or two after
foaling Epona, I assisted Zelda in foaling Epona's younger sister,
Rhiannon.
Saria, did Link ever catch you with a Wolfos? You know when you are near
the Forest Temple, or do you enjoy keeping him in the dark?
Saria: *Blushes* I tried to keep it a secret... but there was this one
day... Link showed up in the sacred forest meadow just as a wolfos was
knotting me... With how he was blushing and tenting his shorts, I think
Link was as embarrassed as me... though I still offered him a blowjob to
not let the other Kokiri know what I get up to in the Lost Woods.
Question: Link, between Saria, Malon, Zelda and Ruto, which felt the
better in each hole? And which did you get pregnant first? Heard it had
been the Cuckoo Lady, but also heard the Zoras born after Ganondorf
froze their land all come from you, and that Ruto only slept with you
before your 7-years journey... Even if they deposit eggs outside the
body, that's still around seven a batch, right?
Link: *Blushes as a trio of very pregnant girls argue.*
Saria: Me and Link have been frolicking in the forest before he ever met
either of you! Clearly I was first.
Malon: *thrusts out her baby bump.* My belly is bigger, clearly my roll
in the hay with Link was the first to bare fruit!
Zelda: *Places hands on her hips.* I foresaw that I would have a child
with Link, and neither of you were there... clearly my womb was the
first the Goddesses saw fit to bless with the hero's seed!
"Ruto: *Squatting over a small pool.* I don't care which of you land
whales were the first to spawn with the brat! I should've never let him
get his worm anywhere near my cloaca! *Grunts in pain as a large,
spherical egg forces its way out of said cloaca and plops into the
waiting pool.*
Question: Hanabi Hyuuga, how was Hinata's reaction to finding out you
got pregnant from your crush? Are the rumors of her henge-ing to your
age even before your reveal for threesomes true? Do the big breasts
come from since that was her real age, or did she just fail shrinking
them and just left them there ever since?
Hanabi: Onee-sama was super jealous I managed to catch Naruto's eye and
actually had the guts to make a move on him... and even more jealous
when I caught... I did decide to show her some mercy by letting her
henge into me so long as she kept up the cover of being my shadow
clone... which I insisted on partly because I'm jealous of her breasts.
Question: Sakura and Ino, are the rumors that your rivalry is not really
about Sasuke, but about Naruto's Oiroke form true? Which of you lost
your virginity to him in that form first, for each hole? Did you ever
have a gangbang with him together, now that he learned Kage Bunshin and
with it created the Harem Jutsu, or is it one at a time?
Sakura: Initially, it was about Sasuke...
Ino: but when Naruto developed a version of the Sexy jutsu to use on gay
men and straight girls...
Both: both our panties metaphorically hit the floor!
Sakura: Unfortunately, Naruto's crush on me didn't net me the first go.
Ino: when he noticed we both suddenly shifted to fawning over him
instead of Sasuke,
Sakura: he insisted on using Shadow clones to deflower both of us at the
same time...
Ino: and when he caught one of admitting his girl form was cute...
Sakura: He insisted on trying a lesbian thresome with Naruko...
Kitten: While the henge gives the Narutoverse an easy excuse for both
genderbending and lolification/shotofication, I'm open to asks involving
either, even for series with no convenient in-verse excuse.
Question: tomoyo, how did it feel getting the chance to peg syaoran. Did
you go rough on him for taking your Sakura?
Tomoyo: Li-kun and I have an understanding and don't mind having to
share the girl we love... That said, I did ask Sakura to let me borrow
the Create's book to conjure a strap-on that's indistinguishable from a
real cock, let's the wearer feel everything like it was part of their
body, and which can even ejaculate real semen... Li-kun was walking
strange and tried to avoid sitting for a few days after I got done
breaking in his rear.
Question: Zelda, after taking link and saria as your personal pets,
which one would you say eats ass the best?
Zelda: Saria is certainly the better at orally pleasuring a girl... I
suspect she got quite a bit of practice with the other girls of the
forest.
Kitten: despite their extra status, Kokiri girls other than Saria are
good to ask about... I know the blonde is named Fado and the redheads
are just nameless generics, though I head canon one of the redheads as
being named Redo(pronounced Ray Doh in keeping with the musical puns of
Mido and Fado's names).
Question: Yachiru how have you been dealing with Soi Fon stalking you? I
saw her buy a huge strap-on and lube recently so maybe watch your ass.
Yachiru: Oh, I've been waiting for Miss grumpy bee to make her move...
Not sure why's she's suddenly focused on me when she usually obsesses
over Princess Kitty, but I look forward to see if she can outlast me.
Kitten: in case it isn't obvious "Grumpy Bee" is Soi Fon and Princess
Kitty is Yoruichi, the former a reference to her disposition and her
shikai being a hornet's stinger, the latter being a reference to her
status as Soul Society Nobility and her ability to turn into a cat.
Question: Hermione how did you end up addicted to Pansy's feet?
Pansy: *Enjoying Hermione licking her toes.* Oh, it was easy... I
filtered a vial of amortentia through one of my dirty socks, and took
advantage of Draco's posturing to Potter and the youngest Weasley boy to
add it to granger's pumpkin juice... The potion has worn off by now, but
by the time it ran its course, she was hopelessly hooked.
Question: To the Amazoness now known as the Sailor Quartet. Rumor has it
you girls have become wives for an obese futa woman, how the heck did
this happen?!
Ceres: Chibiusa and Hotaru introduced us to their girlfriends...
Juno: and it turned out they had a friend with similar tastes in young
looking girls...
Pallas: Next thing Palla Palla knew, all four of us were going on group
dates with her and having tons of fun.
Vesta: and one thing lead to another...
All four: and we ended up in a mini orgy with her.
Question: Rin I know you are living with Kaede, but I also heard that
after Inuyasha and the gang killed a lust spreading demon attacked the
village something happened between you and Kaede. What was it?
Rin: *Blushes as she bows her head as if praying.* Please forgive me,
Lord sesshoumaru...
Keade: Um... well... let's just say it was the closest I've come to
experiencing my own wedding night in my six decades.