As you enter the building, you are greeted by a short catgirl, the 
bright oranges of her waitress uniform a nice contrast to the bluish 
gray of her hair and the downy fur covering most of her large, 
triangular ears and the long tail swishing behind her and really 
bringing out the amber of her eyes.

With a smile that shows off her cute, little fangs, she welcomes you, 
"Meow and welcome to Kitten's Kinky Karaoke Klub, a place where the 
denizens of Omo.org can unwind and enjoy some drinks while mingling with 
a wide selection of characters from across the multiverse." With a bow, 
she introduces herself, "I am Kitten, the co-owner and hostess of this 
fine establishment and Onii-chan's author avatar."

Straightening up, she announces, "Before I give you the grand tour, here 
are a few ground rules:

1. Shouting between tables is rude. If you want to converse with someone 
here at the klub, please take a seat at their table and limit your 
conversation to people at that table. Of course, you're free to move 
between tables as often as you like, even several times in the same 
post(in which case, characters at each table will respond as if you 
stuck around just long enough to hear their replies).

2. Me and Onii-chan's other original characters practically live here 
when not in our own stories, but characters from other sources will pop 
in and out from time-to-time. If there's a specific character you'd like 
to see visit the Klub, just call my name and I'll see if they'll accept 
an invite.

You can check out Onii-chan's A3O at 
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Imouto_Kitten/works to get an idea of 
which characters I know and to get to know some of my fellow OC's 
respective histories.

3. Lewdity is allowed in the public area, but we ask that clothes remain 
mostly on and that sexual acts maintain some level of plausible 
deniability. Private rooms are available for those who wish to cut 
loose.

4. Most of the girls, and even the few boys, that visit the Klub are 
open to trying most things. That said, if they tell you to back off, 
then back off. The girls, and even the few boys, are authorized to 
defend themselves against pushy perverts, and the Klub is not liable for 
any death or injury that results from invoking hell have no fury like a 
woman scorn, and I won't hesitate to come to the aid of a fair maiden 
unable of defending her own honor.

5. If you don't want to be treated like a faceless, generic male by the 
Klub's occupants, then please describe your avatar(as in the character 
you'll role-play while in the Klub, not your profile picture on the 
forum) upon entering and remind readers of relevant details as you 
perform actions in the Klub. Also, while Onii-chan didn't give me his 
blindness, if he can't imagine it, I can't see it, so err on too much 
detail.

6. I reserve the right to alter or add to these rules without warning.

7. Have fun!"

The formalities out of the way, she leads you into the Klub's main room, 
her tail held high to make her skirt play peek-a-boo with the 
yellow-and-cream striped panties underneath. "If you'll follow me."

You follow the catgirl into a large room filled with round tables 
surrounded with comfortable looking chairs, most with a few people 
seated at them, but with room for more people to sit down.

The first table she stops at has three women at it, a buxom, blue-eyed 
blonde with floor dragging twintails wearing a blue, medieval-style 
tunic that looks fit to tear from the strain her boobs and butt are 
putting on it, a Raven-haired, emeral-eyed girl with a boyish haircut 
and figure wearing a dark green tunic and black pants that hug her 
non-curves, and between them, a messy-haired brunette with chocolate 
brown eyes in nothing but a white leotard that shows off her modest 
figure and leaves her toned limbs bare.

"Here," starts Kitten, "we have the adventuring trio from The Genderbent 
Warrior! Alex" she gestures to the middle girl, "the eponymous warrior, 
turned into a girl for pissing off a testy red mage, Roxie( she points 
to the blonde, "the white mage who helps keep them ready for battle, and 
Raven," the raven-haired tomboy, "the offensive spellcaster of the 
group."

As the trio look up from their drinks to offer greetings, Kitten points 
to a broody redhead sitting alone at a nearby table, wearing red robes, 
her hair in a braid resting upon her breast and staring into a goblet of 
wine, "That's Anastasia, the one who turned Alexander into Alexandra. 
Also, she doesn't like people calling her Anna. Anyways, these three 
girls swing both ways, and have experience with several mythical 
species. Oh, and for the girls visiting the Klub, if you let me give you 
some of my cream, I might let you take Alex in his original male form 
into a private room. Sorry boys, but only girl Alex is into other guys."

Continueing on, she approaches a stage against one wall of the main 
room, "Here's the stage for those wishing to sing Karaoke in front of 
the whole Klub." Gesturing to a purple-haired girl on stage wearing a 
lavender dress over dark-purple spandex shorts, she adds, "Anyone is 
welcome to sing a song and dedicate it to anyone in the Klub, but for 
our opening night, we got Onpu Segawa, child idol extraordinaire and wet 
dream of many a lolicon to perform for us." Looking around, she scampers 
over to a table near the stage and adds, "And it looks like the rest of 
the Ojamajo tagged along to listen to their friend perform." as she 
stops in front of a table where Doremi, Hazuki, Aiko, Momoko, and Hana 
are sitting.

After the witch apprentices greet you, she leads you to a corner booth 
where a redhead foxgirl, her coppery locks in a hime cut and dressed 
like a miko in white and red observes the room, flanked by a pair of 
identical bunny girls with black hair and white fur on their long ears 
and fluffy tails. "Here we have Hiko and her pets, Tsubomi and Futaba. 
I'll warn you, the bunnies are a package deal, if you want to rent a 
private room, you'll have to take both, and even then, you'll need 
Hiko's approval and she might insist on watching as she's rather 
protective of the little cuties. Also, like myself, Hiko is a futanari 
in her base form, and Tsubomi and Futaba are as eager as the expression 
'rutting like rabbits' would imply."

Sniffing the air" And it smells like Hiko and her entourage aren't the 
only animal girls other than myself in the Klub this evening." as she 
leads you to a table with five animal girls, all of different species. 
"Hey, Onee-chan, you and the other Mew mews taking the night off from 
crime fighting."

As she nears the table, a taller catgirl, this one with pink hair and 
black fur and wearing a pink costume ruffles Kitten's hair and gives the 
shorter feline a scratch behind the ears, provoking a contented purr. 
"Sure are, little cat."

As the taller catgirl retracts her hand, Kitten introduces, "My fellow 
catgirl and honorary sister here is Ichigo, and her friends include 
Blunette bird girl Mint, verdette mermaid Lettuce, though she's actually 
part dolphin, not fish and only takes on her animal features in the 
water, Wolf girl Zakuro, and blonde Monkey Girl Buling "Pudding Huang." 
as the short cat girl introduces those at the table. Turning to the 
blonde, who is slightly shorter than kitten herself, she comments, "Hope 
you don't mind that I borrowed your Cafe Mew Mew uniform."

Blushing, the half-chinese monkey replies, "Yo-you're the reason I 
suddenly ended up naked in the staff room at the cafe!?"

"Yeah, sorry about that," says kitten apologetically, "at least I didn't 
do it while you were waiting on Taruto's table."

Leaving the sputtering blonde behind, she approaches a small table with 
a single occupant, "And this is Pipi Waterman, physically youngest of 
Onii-chan's OC and the only one that was made specifically for Omo." 
Glancing up, the amber blonde with amber eyes has cheeks red with 
embarrassment and dried tear tracks, and looking closer, you can see 
that her yellow skirt is soaked. "Oh, forgot, she had an accident in 
Kitten's Kast Konversation and hasn't had time to clean-up. Figured I'd 
leave what to do about that for whoever approaches her first in the 
Klub. That said, she is less likely to understand sexual advances as 
such compare to the other OC around here."

Looking around, she declares, "But Pipi isn't the only gradeschooler who 
discovered a magical book here tonight." Walking over to a table where a 
single boy is accompanied by three girls, all wearing their school 
uniforms."

"How's my OT4 doing?" Asks Kitten as they approach the table, "Here we 
have Card Mistress Sakura Kinomoto," She gestures to the brown-haired 
girl. "Her former rival Syaoran Li," points to the boy, "Her cousin, 
Tomoyo Daidouji," points to the girl opposite Sakura from Li, "and his 
Cousin, Mei Ling.* points at the Chinese girl sitting on Li's opposite 
side from Sakura.

Next, Kitten leads you to the Bar, "And here we have the Twin Titans of 
Thaumaturgy, Hikari, who serves as head waitress, and Yami, who is our 
bartender."

The girl has long, bluish white hair to her knees, and wearing nothing 
but a square apron over a white sundress, she looks more like a young 
mother stepping from her kitchen than a waitress as she greets, "Hello, 
simply say my name, and I'll gladly bring your order to my brother."

Standing behind the bar, the boy, with spikey, reddish black hair cuts a 
dashing figure in his red vest, white shirt, and black slacks, "If I 
don't know the drink, a wikipedia link is all I need to prepare it."

Getting distracted again, Kitten exclaims, "Looks like the Pinkettes are 
out on Parade." before rushing over to a table housing girls of every 
type, their hair color the only thing they have in common.

"I think I'll let these girls introduce themselves." Declares Kitten.

"Yachiru Kusajishi, Vice Captain of Gotei 13 Squad 11," greets one of 
the smallest girls at the table, wearing a black, gothic lolita dress 
with fake cat ears and a fake tail as she enjoys a ice cream sundae.

"Mimi Tachikawa, Chosen Child of Sincerity," greets a girl in a tube 
skirt and halter top.

"Beauty, only sane member of team Bobobo." greets a girl in jeans with a 
deadpan expression.

"Maylene, Gym Leader of the Veilstone Pokemon Gym." A wirey girl in a 
spandex shirt and yoga pants.

"Tsubomi Hanasaki, Cure Blossom of HeartCatch Precure," A long-haired 
girl in a fancy, petal-skirted costume.

"Poppu Harukaze, second youngest apprentice of Majorika," A short girl 
with hair in feathery pigtails.

"I was wondering why you weren't with the other Ojamajo." Interjects 
Kitten.

"Moka Akashiya, vampire and student at Youkai Academy." A long haired 
schoolgirl.

"By the way, another character special I can do: giving inner and outer 
Moka each their own body." adds Kitten.

"Sakura Haruno, Konoha Kunoichi of Team 7." introduces a girl in a red 
dress of possibly Chinese-inspiration.

"Usagi Small Lady Serenity, but everyone calls me Chibi-usa," a girl in 
a white leotard with a pink sailor collor, pink, pleated mini skirt, and 
pink gogo boots, her hair in pointed odango.

"Tonks, Auror and metamorphmagus." greets a woman with a heart-shaped 
face and dressed like a punk rocker.

"Hanako, demoness from Veldime." greets a bat-winged girl, her upper 
body bare except for a tube top barely wide enough to cover the mosquito 
bites on her chest.

Leaving the gathering of pink behind, Kitten walks up to a door marked 
private. "And last, but not least, some information on our private 
rooms. Each is setup like a private room in a Karaoke Cafe, with a 
wrap-around couch and a karaoke player, but they're also equipped with 
the best Holodeck technology and illusion enchantments I could get hold 
of and can change to pretty much whatever you like. We do ask that you 
limit groups entering to no more than four including yourself, and at 
the moment, we only have four private rooms available on a first come, 
first served basis. Any girl currently in the Klub may be invited to 
join you in a private room, but has the right to refuse the invitation. 
Also, its common courtesy to give the ones you're inviting into a 
private room some idea of what you have in mind. Naturally, once invited 
into a room and accepting the invitation, they can't be invited by 
someone else until they come back out. I, as an author avatar, am a 
notable exception to this rule and can easily be in multiple places at 
once."

returning to the entrance, Kitten adds, "Well, I think that covers 
everything. Feel free to give Yami, Hikari, or myself a call if you need 
anything or have any questions. Also, all food, drink, and entertainment 
is on the house, so don't hesitate to order whatever you'd like or to 
offer any of our girls and boys something you think they'll like.

Oh, I almost forgot, when inviting girls into private rooms, my powers 
allow for certain tweaks. Some common ones include turning normal girls 
into futas, or making futas normal girls for the session, giving animal 
traits to those that don't normally have them, shifting the level of 
animalistic traits on animal girls, adjusting boob size, or exaggerating 
personality traits, but if you have an idea and she's willing to try it 
out, just ask and I'll consider it, though I may ask for a favor for 
something more extreme. Oh, and if you want some private playtime with 
me, I'm about as lewd and kinky as they come, and you aren't getting out 
without at least one exchange of cream. But anyways, come in, relax, and 
have some fun with me and our guests.

Ayt. My avatar is a short person, relative at least to most other people 
I know. Around 5'6". He's got fairly dark skin, with bushy-ish eyebrows, 
a face that used to be a lot chubbier but has thinned out over months of 
decreased food intake due to college, and what looks like the ghost of a 
mustache on his upper lip. His eyes are brown, and surrounded by eyebags 
almost as big, but unnoticeable if no one actively looks for them. He 
tries to compensate for his exhausted appearance by smiling as much as 
he can, but you can tell beneath the smile that he's feeling nervous and 
awkward seeing as it's his first time ever doing something like this. 
He's in a black hoodie, blue jeans, and some running shoes, but only 
because they're his most comfortable pair.

He goes over to Pipi. "Hey, you alright? You seem to have something 
bothering you...?"

dis here all seems fine and dandy, but you STOLE dat dere K's instead of 
c's thing from King K Rool and he demands compensation!

or maybe you got it from Mortal Kombat, i dunno.

anyway, ah challenge dat dere gym leader to a Pokemon battle!

Hearing the young man addressing her, Pipi looks up, amber meeting brown 
as she greets him with a shakey voice, "He-hello, my name is Pipi 
Waterman." Taking in his casual and somewhat world-worn appearance, she 
gets a sense that, even if he can't empathize with her situation, he's 
had troubles that will at least allow him to offer genuine sympathy. 
Looking down again, she continues, "It's just... I have a really small 
bladder... and I'm still damp from the latest in a long line of 
relatively public potty failures." Shivering a bit, she adds "My 
leftover pee is getting kinda cold, and I'm feeling really yucky from 
where I haven't gotten cleaned up."

Looking up at the newcomer, unable to decide whether to imagine Dedede 
or K. Rool, Kitten replies to the accusation, "Totally forgot the Donkey 
Kong Country games are lousy with extra K's, and in retrospect, I'm 
kinda surprised they didn't call it Donkey Kong Kountry, though maybe 
they thought DKC made a better acronym than DKK. Anyways, Onii-chan 
probably got it from Mortal Kombat, though I'm pretty sure the debate 
over rendering hard-C as C, Ch, or K is as old as the problem of 
transliterating Greek words into the Roman alphabet, I know Krystal with 
a K predates both MK and DKC, and there are plenty of German words that 
differ from their English equivalent in that they have k in place of c."

As Yami finishes preparing a Strawberry milkshake in a amethyst ice 
cream glass, Kitten levitates the frosty treat into her open hand and 
takes a few sips before continuing, "And while it's up to Maylene 
whether to accept your challenge or not, that does remind me." Snapping 
her claws, one wall of the main room raises up to reveal a battle arena 
nearly as large as the lounging/dining area, the floor covered in 
unwaxed hardwood with black lines marking out a standard Pokemon battle 
arena.

"Should of thought of this myself, especially since Onii-chan once ran a 
Battle Arena and later ran a tavern with a dedicated arena so bar fights 
wouldn't get too out of hand. It's default is simple hardwood, but like 
the private rooms, magictech allows it to turn into whatever the 
combatants want with presets for things like a Boxing/Wrestling ring, 
Dojo-style tatami mats, A recreation of the Tenkaichi Budokai arena, 
etc." As she lists off the presets, the arena shifts between them before 
returning to the plane Pokemon Stadium style.

"Oh, and there's a dimensional barrier where that wall I removed used to 
be. While visible light can pass through freely, the Arena is a separate 
pocket dimension from the rest of the Klub, so combatants can really cut 
loose without worrying about collateral damage or stray shots hurting 
the spectators. The barrier also limits sound to be on par with a 
television playing at a sports bar, both to protect everyone's ears, and 
so the battles don't drown out the Karaoke. I do apologize to those with 
enhanced or extra senses, as for the sake of audience safety, the 
barrier might block things you'd be able to pick up otherwise."

As Kitten finishes her explanation, Maylene stands up from the Party of 
Pinkettes and declares, "Challenge accepted." As the bare footed martial 
artist walks over to the arena, she asks, "So how many Pokemon do you 
want to use? And do you have any preference on the arena?"

Lindz walks into the club looking around sliding my hands into my 
pockets wearing a red t-shirt and some jeans with my boots and black 
leather jacket with my shades on "Nice place"she mutters to no one in 
particular

[I'm assuming its okay if we enter without using our real names... I can 
change it if its not okay, oh and izzy is an OC of my own.]

 

Isabelle (Izzy for short) spotted the building, and walked in wearing a 
blue silk dress with black dress shoes. As she entered she noticed the 
stage and without hesitation took the stage and spoke clearly into the 
mic... "HELLO EVERYONE, I AM IZZY AND THIS SONG GOES OUT TO Yachiru 
Kusajishi, i hope you enjoy" and she began singing 'I cant help falling 
in love with you' by Elvis Presley

(Mind if I join in? I have a character ready to go)

Kim Yang entered through the back door as she was one of the employees 
working there, she was wearing a pale blue shirt with a couple buttons 
undone with a white bra underneath, a pair of black business pants with 
white panties and black tights under that and a pair of flats to 
complete the look.

Using the natural ninja talents common to all small cats, Kitten sneaks 
up behind Linds and answers the taller girl's comment with, "I'm glad 
you like it." Turning to Greet Izzy, the catgirl adds, "Aliases are 
fine. Besides, Onii-chan using part of his real name online coming back 
to bite him is a big part of why I exist in the first place. And for 
that matter, don't feel like you have to limit yourself to only one 
character representing you in the Klub or that characters have to be 
humanoid."

As Izzy approaches the stage, Onpu finishes the final verse of "We Can 
Do!" before taking a bow and seamlessly handing over the microphone to 
the new performer as the idol joins her friends at the table nearest the 
stage.

Yachiru glances up from the remains of her ice cream sundae at the sound 
of her name, the diminutive soul reaper listening intently to the song 
being sung for her, her face turning to match her hair.

Spotting Kim entering from the back, the catgirl tilts her head in 
confusion and comments, "I don't remember hiring anyone other than Yami 
and Hikari... I also don't remember building a back door... but 
regardless, welcome." Looking around the Klub, Kitten comments, "Nice to 
see some girls coming in, I was afraid we were only going to attract 
male clients."

izzy walked on over to Yachiru and spoke "hi, um mind if buy you a 
drink?" she asked

Kim spotting the catgirl beckoning her to come to her went over to see 
what's wrong.

Lindz nods with a grin "This place a very cool" she says with a grin

My avatar looks concerned, but his attention is taken by the massive 
Pokemon battle arena that has just been unveiled. "Do you have a spare 
change of clothes? Maybe you could get into something more comfortable 
in time to see this Gym Battle. You might even like to have a 3v3 of our 
own...?"

We gonna use three Pokes and the arena will be a recreation of Dedede's 
from Kirby super star, complete with his theme song!

but enough yappin, HAVE AT YA

GO EMPOLEON!

As Dededeciple's avatar solidifies into the form of Popstar's avian 
monarch, the arena area shifts into its boxing ring mode before the ring 
expands to be large enough for a Pokemon battle and takes on the custom 
appearance of Dedede's personal boxing ring.

Glancing over to where Onpu is taking a drink from Hikari and looks 
prepared to watch the battle with her friends, Kitten announces, "Since 
no one is currently using the karaoke stage, I'll allow the request to 
have Dedede's battle theme play during this battle." Snapping her claws, 
said music starts playing over the Klub's sound system.

Maylene comments, "Cool boxing ring!" before climbing through the ropes 
on her end of the arena and taking her position. Seeing her opponent 
summon Empoleon, the puny pugilist tosses out her own Pokeball with a 
cry of, "Go, Medicham!"

As the Arabian-styled fighting psychic materializes, she glows with the 
aura of pure power as Maylene sits on the mat, crossing her legs in a 
meditative pose.

still blushing, Yachiru answers Izzy's question, "I'm pretty sure 
Neko-kami said the food and drinks were free, but if you'd like to 
recommend something, I'd be willing to try it." Turning her attention to 
the battle field, getting pumped for a good fight like any member of 
squad 11 would, Yachiru cries out to her fellow petite pinkette, "Go, 
Sumo-chan! Kick that overgrown bird's butt!"

Leaning on the fourth wall, Kitten interjects, "For those wondering, 
Yachiru's nick name is a play on Maylene's Japanese name of Sumomo, the 
honorific -chan, Maylene being a fighting-type specialist and a martial 
artist in her own right, and the fact that sumo is a type of combative 
sport."

"Um, I don't have any spare clothes," replies Pipi to Adrian's inquiry 
before her eyes go wide at the sight of the Empoleon and Medicham facing 
off in the boxing ring. "W-wait, are those Pokemon real?! Back home, 
Pokemon is just a series of anime, manga, and video games. I mean, I 
spend a lot of my allowance on cards, and I even saved up for a used GBA 
so I could play the earlier games, but I never thought I would get to 
see real pokemon!"

Popping out of nowhere, Kitten comments to Pipi's exclamation, "The Klub 
does offer rental pokemon to those who don't have their own. We can also 
summon your team from any of the games if you have a game cart on you."

Turning her attention back to the arena, Kitten announces, This will be 
a 3-on-3 pokemon battle between Gym Leader Maylene of Veilstone and 
Dedede of Popstar! Given the choice of arena and that one of the 
participants is a fighting-type specialist, I think it appropriate to 
add ring out, pinning for a three count, or downing for a ten count to 
the usual knock out or submission methods of elimination. Last trainer 
with remaining pokemon will win this match. If neither trainer objects 
to these rules, you may start when ready."

Maylene starts to levitate a few inches off the mat as her pokemon mind 
melds with her trainer. Distorted a bit by her Pokemon's psychic 
presence, the gym leader's voice calls out, "I'll let the challenger 
have the first move."

"Onii-chan hi, you hired me about a month ago remember?" Kim give her a 
little head rub when Onii-chan remembers.

"oh yeah of course... silly me" izzy blushed at her stupidity... "ill go 
fetch us some drinks" izzy then walked over to the bar and said "two of 
your finest drink please." she said

Lindz walks over to a wall leaning on it as she looks around wondering 
what to do next so many people to talk with she doesn't know where to 
begin

and dat dere was your first mistake missy!

HIT EM WITH A SCALD DERE EMPY!

ALSO, WHO YOU CALLIN OVERGROWN YA MUNCHKIN!?

"Tell you what, Pipi," says Avatar Adrian, or Adrian as I shall say from 
now on, "I have a spare pair of pants and a belt because...well, my 
mother always taught me to pack just in case. They might be a bit big on 
you though, but better loose than damp right?"

Turning to the action, he notices Empoleon's Scald being let loose and 
mentions, "I'm having a hard time believing it myself, but yes, they're 
real. As are mine, if you'd like for us to take to the field after they 
finish theirs." He watches intently for if Empoleon's Scald hits, 
knowing full well how badly Medicham would be crippled by a burn.

Kitten purrs as Kim pats her head and starts to tent the skirt of her 
borrowed waitress uniform as this puts her staring at the taller girl's 
cleavage. Despite these dual distractions, the catgirl manages to reply, 
"I think you're a bit confused. Onii-chan, who shall remain nameless, is 
the actual author. I am Kitten, a manifestation of his inner child in 
all her lewd loli, kinky kitty, horny hermaphrodite glory. I am the 
Imouto he never had. And in case you don't have the average anime fan's 
grasp of the Japanese language, Onii-chan and Imouto are Japanese for 
big brother and little sister respectively. Also, neither I or this 
place existed a month ago.." Tearing her eyes away from Kim's cleavage 
and her scalp and ears away from the taller girl's hands, the catgirl 
does her best to school her features into as much professionalism as a 
loli catgirl in a waitress costume and sporting an obvious hardon under 
her skirt can manage, "But meh, I'll just treat it as a retcon and ask, 
What did Onii-chan hire you to do here at the Klub without informing 
me?"

At the bar, Yami looks up from polishing an empty glass and asks Izzy, 
"Miss, would you mind being a bit more specific? We have drinks from all 
over the multiverse on tap and finest is such a subjective term that we 
wouldn't even try to define it, much less judge our selection."

Before Izzy can answer, Hikari runs up, delivering an order as she 
stands with her thighs pressed together, "Brother, Large beef stew, 
extra spicy for Hiko and two medium carrot and radish stews for the 
bunny sisters. Also, Hiko requested a large bottle of sake and that the 
carrot stew be spiked with some bladder's bane and a little lust elixir. 
The bunnies also asked for some V8 after I told them of the mixed 
vegetable juice."

Sitting down his glass and dish cloth, Yami reaches a hand into his 
pocket as he replies, "Sure, I'll start on that right away while the 
lady here decides on her drink selections." As Yami finishes and waves 
his free hand to start a grill behind him sauteing diced garlic, onion, 
and ginger, the aroma filling the air, Hikari's already rigid posture 
goes more rigid as she presses her apron against her crotch, her eyes 
going crossed and biting her lips as if trying not to let out a whimper 
or moan.

As the jet of boiling water approaches Medicham, Maylene calls out, 
"Bulk up and counter with Drain punch.", the fighting psychic glowing 
red and flexing her muscles before shooting forward, the arabian-themed 
Pokemon moving like a dancer, flowing like water in and around the 
opponents attack, fist glowing as she approaches the armored penguin.

From the Audience, Yachiru calls out, "You're the biggest bird I've ever 
seen, and I've seen Big Bird!"

Mesmerized by being ring side for an actual pokemon battle, it takes a 
while for Adrian's question to register to Pipi's mind, blushing as she 
replies, "Yeah, dry clothes would be better than my wet panties and 
skirt, even if they're way too big... but wear could I change?" The 
young girl glances around, but sees nothing resembling a bathroom sign 
before adding, "And if Miss Kitten can really bring the Pokemon from my 
game to life, having a battle would be awesome! I have my 3DS and all my 
gen 4-7 games in my backpack."

"Oh um, maybe um ill take a *Chocolate Cherry* Cha Cha /(Definition: 
which use *cherry liqueur* and sparkling *water* with *chocolate vodka* 
and *coconut rum* to reproduce the flavor of a *chocolate* covered 
*cherry*.) /and a Vesper /(James bonds favourite drink) /Please" Izzy 
said hoping she didn't make even more of fool of herself.

ah, we operatin on anime rules ah see.

in that case, EMPY DOUBLE TEAM THEN ALLA YOU HIT EM WITH A SCAAAAAAAALD!

AND WHILE THAT MAY BE TRUE AH AINT OVERGROWN ahm perfectly sized!"

Lindz walks over to the bar as she sits on a stool looking around as she 
waits to order a drink

You could try changing under the table, maybe? I'd cover for you, tho I 
can't guarantee I wouldn't see anything. As for your Pokemon, I think we 
should give them a try.

With another wave of his hand, Yami divides the garlic, onion, and 
ginger mixture on the grill into two piles, before dicing up a beef 
roast to set to cooking on one and several carrots and Japanese white 
radishes to cook on the other, his magic ensuring the juices from the 
two don't mix as they cook. At the same time, the ingredients for the 
requested cocktails, along with a sake bottle and serving set and two 
cans of V8 fly to orbit around the bartender.

"I assume you want your martini shaken, not stirred?" asks Yami with his 
most charming smile as he starts to prepare the cocktails, the two cans 
of V8 popping themselves open and pouring themselves into a pair of 
glasses, the empty cans compacting to solid spheres of aluminium as the 
Sake and V8 land on a tray in front of Hikari.

"Your drinks, miss." declares Yami, sitting the two completed cocktails 
in front of Izzy beforeturning to walk towards the latest addition to 
the bar. As he passes his sister, his hand slides into his pocket, 
Hikari letting out a gasp and gripping the edge of the counter with both 
hands, her knuckles turning white. His smile turning devilish, Yami 
declares, "There's the drinks for Madam Kitsune and her pet rabbits, let 
them know there stew will be ready shortly." At that, he waves his hand 
again, lifting the two piles of cooked ingredients off the grill and 
lowering them each into a pot of boiling water to simmer.

"O-off course, Bro-brother." Replies Hikari, her voice barely coherent 
as she regains as much composure as possible, takes the tray and starts 
walking stiffly towards the corner booth where the foxgirl and the two 
bunny girls are sitting, the white-haired girl looking like the smallest 
nudge will make her spill her cargo.

Stopping in front of Linds, Yami, back to professionalism himself, asks, 
"So what will you have, miss?"

In the ring, just as Empoleon starts its Double Team, Medicham's Drain 
Punch reaches its target, only to phase through one of the illusionary 
copies, the fighting psychic's momentum sending her spinning into the 
middle of the crossfire. Though most of the jets of scalding hot water 
are illusions, the meditate pokemon's dance-like movements aren't enough 
to avoid them all, and with the constantly changing source of the real 
attack, Medicham finds herself more than once dodging an illusion to be 
hit by the real thing.

"Calm your mind," advises Maylene to her pokemon, "seek out the thoughts 
of the real foe and hammer home a thunder punch."

Closing its eyes and extending its sixth sense, Medicham continues her 
dance, ignoring more and more of the decoy attacks and successfully 
dodging more of the real ones, until suddenly, her fist crackles with 
electricity, and she punches straight through one of the real streams of 
scald, the boiling water splashing over the fighting psychic as she 
continues on to strike at the originator of the attack.

Pipi tears her eyes away from the battle to consider Adrian's 
suggestion, noticing that the table is nearly chest height on her and 
that the thick, creme-colored tablecloth falls to her knees as she 
replies with a blush, "Yeah, that could probably work."

Over with Kim and Kitten, the catgirl tilts her head and asks, "What's 
the matter, some other cat got your tongue?"