Chat: Well, you really are made of iron. But I don't think you're 
getting challenged enough just yet. Maybe find a couple of audio 
recordings of people peeing on Youtube, and go give them a good listen. 
Yes, they exist, and yes, you have to sit through them and tell us how 
you feel.

Chat: While you listen to those water sounds, why don't you make two 
stacks of pillows and try to do an oversplit with your feet on them, see 
how your bladder likes that

Chat: Not hard for five seconds? Then what about proceeding to the next 
mission for ten... no, twenty seconds? Of course, please don't forget 
taking fourth can while your legs are spread.